Politics and religion.

[Puckstop31]

SWEEEETTTTTT.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10062008...ama_132395.htm

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"I never voted before," Woods said, because of a felony conviction that previously barred him from the polls. "Without this service, I would have had no way to get here."

What happenned, I thought felons could not vote period?

[RICHARD]

I have to laugh about Bruce Springsteen and his acoustic concert he did at a political rally the other day.

I never really followed the "Boss". I have one of his albums and he has three songs that I liked.

I never went to any of his concerts-he's one of those 'sincere' rockers that I didn't find that entertaining.

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Tim Russert, the recently deceased news anchor/host, was a huge fan of BS's
and met him on one occasion. TR had invited him to go on his show for an interview. BS told Russert that he didn't want to get involved with a 'political'
TV show, and turned him down.

On the tribure show for TR one of the guests said that Russert was disappointed by BS and his refusal to participate.


At a concert soon after TR's death SpringSPLEEN dedicated a song to Russert, "Born in the U.S.A.'

BS appearance at this political rally made me laugh at the "phonyness" of a person who would turn down a chance to sit down with one of the brightest news personalities of our time-just to show up at a gathering for some political buffoons afterwards.

Moron.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Let's pretend I am a chef. World famous chef.

I listen to music and there is music I like very much and music I don't like. I can't read or write music and don't know a chord from a note. But I know what I enjoy and what I don't.

There is a man with an outstanding tv show about music. He and his guest are all very involved in music. He invites me to be a guest on his tv show. I decline because I do not feel I am qualified to discuss music the way they do. I am a chef, not a musician.

Later, I cook dinner for one of my favorite musicians.

Does that make me a buffon? Or a phony?

Or much smarter than a moron?

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Let's pretend I am a chef. World famous chef.

I listen to music and there is music I like very much and music I don't like. I can't read or write music and don't know a chord from a note. But I know what I enjoy and what I don't.

There is a man with an outstanding tv show about music. He and his guest are all very involved in music. He invites me to be a guest on his tv show. I decline because I do not feel I am qualified to discuss music the way they do. I am a chef, not a musician.

Later, I cook dinner for one of my favorite musicians.

I dont see the coralation.

[RICHARD]

I dont see the coralation.

ME either. It must be the fork I shoved my eye and knife in my ear.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Of course neither of you see the "coralation" although I have no idea what that word means.

And if neither of you sees the correlation either....what can I say? Did I use too big of words?

[RICHARD]

Let's pretend I am a chef. World famous chef.

I listen to music and there is music I like very much and music I don't like. I can't read or write music and don't know a chord from a note. But I know what I enjoy and what I don't.

Does that make me a buffon? Or a phony?

Or much smarter than a moron?

After further review....


It would make you Emeril Lagasse. Now you just have to find Doc Gibbs.