When I was in high school (American lit), lots of kids snickered when it was time to read "Moby-dick" by Herman Melville. And our teams were the Trojans, which made for a lot of bad double entendres.

In college I lived in a dormitory that didn't have food service - we walked across the street to another dorm with an attached cafeteria. It gets pretty cold in Valpo in winter. One day we bundled up, headed out and as soon as we got inside one of my friends said, "Heat! I'm in heat!" Did we laugh our heads off or what!