Accused of passing gas, man charged with battery

[critters]

My husband should be serving a life sentence, no possibility of parole.

So would my Domino! GAK!!!

[RICHARD]

I heard that the offense happened during the fingerprinting at the station.

Serves the cop right for pulling his finger!

[boomersooner]

Okay, I'm laughing out loud!!! You can probably hear me....Don't you know fingerprinters across the country are being just a tad bit more careful this morning!