dear humans:

we habe red da tail ob da pee camera, and wish to enkwire iffen you have da purrmission ob all da participants to be filmed in dis way. dis cud be considered a civil-rights violayshun of da furst order.

however, our spesific concern in addressing you be dis: do NOT state, announce or in any othfur way imply dat it be, "da calico's fault."

as the legal paw ob CaLiCo (Calico Liberation Coalition), it is my job to ensure that the widespred praktiss of blaming effuryting on da multicolored be stopped, using all means at our disposal, including legal measures.

we will stop at nuffin to end da horribull attacks on da most beautiful ob all cats by those who wish to foist off dere own respawnsibility upon da motley sort.

sincerely,

LaceySusan TenHouseCats, CaLiCo legal representatiff