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  1. 09-25-2008, 02:41 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1 View Post
    As one poster on this story said, "Farts are funny unless you're a patrolman from South Charleston."

    Sheriff Taylor: Barney, You charged this man with what?
    Barney Fife: ANDY, he pooted and that wasn't the....
    ST: HE WHAT?
    BF: POOTED!
    ST: Come on Barney, Maybe he was sick!
    BF: You should know! Aunt Bea almost killed me with that lunch the
    other day!
    ST: Don't bring Aunt Bea into this conversation, you perversion of the law!
    BF I'm a perversion of the law? Look who still lives with his aunt!
    ST: Okay, I've had enough! One more word outta you and I'll tase you!
    BF: For what? Saying that Aunt Bea's cooking sucks?
    ST: Yea, and for being such a sissy because some guy pooted during a traffic stop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Sheriff Taylor: Barney, You charged this man with what?
    Barney Fife: ANDY, he pooted and that wasn't the....
    ST: HE WHAT?
    BF: POOTED!
    ST: Come on Barney, Maybe he was sick!
    BF: You should know! Aunt Bea almost killed me with that lunch the
    other day!
    ST: Don't bring Aunt Bea into this conversation, you perversion of the law!
    BF I'm a perversion of the law? Look who still lives with his aunt!
    ST: Okay, I've had enough! One more word outta you and I'll tase you!
    BF: For what? Saying that Aunt Bea's cooking sucks?
    ST: Yea, and for being such a sissy because some guy pooted during a traffic stop!

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    Book no vacations or drives thru South Charleston!
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    Wow, Id never thought Id see the day when farting was concidered a crime.
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    I guess some of them must be pretty poisonous....LOL. Maybe the cops' new weapon should be long matches....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1 View Post
    I guess some of them must be pretty poisonous....LOL. Maybe the cops' new weapon should be long matches....
    LMFAO...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1 View Post
    I guess some of them must be pretty poisonous....LOL. Maybe the cops' new weapon should be long matches....
    Well now would that be safe Candace?? What if the fart lit the match & KaaBoom.. Then the poor guy would be charged for setting the building on fire..

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    All I know is that I work in an elementary school, and it can get pretty rank on burrito or chili day! I guess that would be teacher abuse!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisterdog View Post
    My husband should be serving a life sentence, no possibility of parole.
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