Your favorite sayings?

[mustlovedogs]

I have sooooo many sayings that I love...

but the ones on here are very cute too!

[Husky_mom]

No en Espanol es "Brokeback Mountain".

ok.. LMAO... haha.....

one of my all time is when I refer to multiple things of one kind I usually say "treinta mil"... which is like saying "there were like 30 thousand cars yesterday"

this is a common conversation with hubby and I while driving around:

me: where are we going?
he: to the moon...

this actually came from a movie we saw.. LOL....

another ones I constantly say..

I don´t know (actually in english)
si no le gusta bye... (if he/she/they don´t like it... bye)
esta bien... (as in nodding not so convinced about somehting)
hijo de tu madre!!... (not a bad word, it mean son of your mother, which is actually true isn´t it )

[RICHARD]

I don´t know (actually in english)
si no le gusta bye... (if he/she/they don´t like it... bye)
esta bien... (as in nodding not so convinced about somehting)
hijo de tu madre!!... (not a bad word, it mean son of your mother, which is actually true isn´t it )

My dad's favorite was 'Hijo de la guayaba'!

translated? Son of a guayaba-which is a tree fruit.

And "son of a boliche', said with a thick Mex accent!
"Son of bowling!"

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I don't like the saying,
"It is what it is"....ugh!

[captain]

Yes, my Dad always had a few -

"He/She couldn't organise a _ _ _ _ in a brothel with $50"

I am a trainer in IT, and if someone is a smarty pants and says things like "Can I give you a tip" - I usually reply "Let me give you one, Race number 2, Horse number 5".

Or

"Don't Pee into the wind" (I LOVE that one!!)

"One sandwich short of a picnic"

......... great thread!!!

[RICHARD]

Yes, my Dad always had a few -

"He/She couldn't organise a _ _ _ _ in a brothel with $50"

I am a trainer in IT, and if someone is a smarty pants and says things like "Can I give you a tip" - I usually reply "Let me give you one, Race number 2, Horse number 5".

Hey YOU!

That reminded me my personal favorite - If I go out to eat and the service is good, I leave a larger gratuity-if the server has a sense of humor - I tell them that I'll give them a tip for their tip.....

Then I whisper to them, "Don't bet on the (insert the local sports team name)."

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My other favorite for a restaurant is when the server comes over and asks if I want a box for the leftovers.(The square styrofoam containters for take out food.)

I always say, "Box for it? No, but if you want to wrestle for it, let's go!"

That one came out of the blue one day and it works when you have diners within earshot!

[smokey the elder]

"As busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest"

"Dumb as a box of doorknobs (or hammers)".

"Go P!ss up a rope."

[captain]

"Go P!ss up a rope."

OMG - Hahahahahaha

[Suki Wingy]

Instead of swearing I say "What the F, David Blaine!"

[Cincy'sMom]

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I don't like the saying,
"It is what it is"....ugh!

That is one that bothers me too!! I was bored at work one day and wrote a whole rant email to some of my friends about it...

P!ss up a rope."

Also a great song by Ween....

[Killearn Kitties]

First out the taxi, last to the bar.