Soo... I was a little slow on the jokes last night, and my cousin told me that my hamster was going a little slow in my head... Well Jon piped in, and said, "Yeah, your hamsters ACTUALLY having an identity crisis, it thinks its a turtle."

Okay. Stupid, I know, but it made us all laugh reaaaaaally hard, cuz then they started calling my "hamster" a "hamstertle".

I can't think of anything else incredibly witty right now... maybe later, lol.