Your favorite sayings?

[Catty1]

"As busy as a one-armed paper hanger." I like that one.

"As nervous as a bag of wet squirrels."

[Karen]

Found a button that a friend gave me back when we worked together at the local weekly newspaper. under crazy deadline with crazy (usually in a good way) bosses:

"Only by attempting the impossible can we achieve the absurd!"

and we also had another that said

"What doesn't kill me makes me stronger"

[RICHARD]

This one I will never figure out.


Ambulance Entrance.

They park outside, the patient goes in but the ambulance stays outdoors!

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Soo... I was a little slow on the jokes last night, and my cousin told me that my hamster was going a little slow in my head... Well Jon piped in, and said, "Yeah, your hamsters ACTUALLY having an identity crisis, it thinks its a turtle."

Okay. Stupid, I know, but it made us all laugh reaaaaaally hard, cuz then they started calling my "hamster" a "hamstertle".

I can't think of anything else incredibly witty right now... maybe later, lol.