Take a big magic marker and write Willow Oak, Alcorn County, Mississippi, on the side of Jake there; slap a first class postage stamp on his head; then stuff him in the mailbox tomorrow. He should be here by Friday.
Willow, the way he is carrying on now, he is on his way. I want him back in a month though, for his birthday.

Ooh Peanut M&M's? I had them in my hand at the store today and put them back. Pass them this way please.
Joyce, ya better hurry, hubby's got the bag!

I wish I could have some of those M&Ms, but I can't because my brother is so allergic.
Maybe I could sneak you a couple.