Dear half of the population of the Western World.
TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH. THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES YOU WILL HAVE. DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK MOST PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU THROW YOUR HEAD BACK AND GUFFAW AND ALL THAT IS LEFT IN YOUR MOUTH ARE BLACK ROOTS HANGING DOWN. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRIGGIN' OLD YOU LOOK WITH NO TEETH???

THAT'S IT.
ME