I've never replied to this but here goes.

Dear Neighbor kids,
GO HOME!!
Do NOT walk into my house UNinvited (while I was on the toilet of all things). Do NOT come into my yard and demand where I've been when I was away over night, its none of your **** business.
Do NOT ride your bikes thru my yard, I may not have an immaculate lawn but I don't like wheel prints thru it either.
Do NOT tell me or my other neighbor's that we will go to jail if our dogs poo in another's yard. Your Parents take way better care of their dog than they do you. Guess what, you can go to jail walking into someone's house like you did too.
The other neighbor kids moved away, and it was blessed freedom for a month, now you and your weird little brother have decided its fun to play in a church parking lot and our yards. you've been here over a year, what changed all the sudden? I am not your baby sitter, go play in traffic. (KIDDING)
Your old maid neighbor b/c you made me that way,
Me.