[Dear You. . .]

[shais_mom]

I've never replied to this but here goes.

Dear Neighbor kids,
GO HOME!!
Do NOT walk into my house UNinvited (while I was on the toilet of all things). Do NOT come into my yard and demand where I've been when I was away over night, its none of your **** business.
Do NOT ride your bikes thru my yard, I may not have an immaculate lawn but I don't like wheel prints thru it either.
Do NOT tell me or my other neighbor's that we will go to jail if our dogs poo in another's yard. Your Parents take way better care of their dog than they do you. Guess what, you can go to jail walking into someone's house like you did too.
The other neighbor kids moved away, and it was blessed freedom for a month, now you and your weird little brother have decided its fun to play in a church parking lot and our yards. you've been here over a year, what changed all the sudden? I am not your baby sitter, go play in traffic. (KIDDING)
Your old maid neighbor b/c you made me that way,
Me.

[shais_mom]

Dear half of the population of the Western World.
TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH. THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES YOU WILL HAVE. DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK MOST PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU THROW YOUR HEAD BACK AND GUFFAW AND ALL THAT IS LEFT IN YOUR MOUTH ARE BLACK ROOTS HANGING DOWN. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRIGGIN' OLD YOU LOOK WITH NO TEETH???

THAT'S IT.
ME

[shais_mom]

DEAR PERSON.
if your foot has been hurting for 5 years and doesn't hurt any more now than it did before why did you decide at 330am on this particular day that you wanted it checked out by an ER doctor? when you have a perfectly good family doctor that can see it during business hours.

confused medical person



DEAR INSURANCE COMPANIES,
please start taking care of our older folks.
enough said.
Me

[shais_mom]

Dear Welfare Recipient,
Do not come into the Emergency Room with all your kids, and make a total party of it, and then have the audacity to tell me that its cheaper to come to the Emergency Room than the family dr. Sure it is, family doc- you have to pay for it. ER - I DO!
get off your fat lazy ugly butt and get a job...
Me





I'm afeared once I started I can't stop!