Sorry, but I had to take awhile to compose myself from the rolling laughter that had tears rolling down my cheeks and me rolling in the floor holding my sides!

RICHARD... YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF this time. YOU GOT ME! Caught me completely off guard! (well, it's been a couple of really rough week ends for me so I can claim distraction here) OMG! That was so darn funny and you have outdone anything I have read of your yet! GREAT JOB!

and......? Inquiring minds want to know....? must we wait for the second chapter...?