Good afternoon, adorable Timmy! What a cutie pie you are! Your story made me smile; you definitely sound like a busy guy. I`m sure now that you don`t have your hair getting caught in the wheel, the Hamster Olympics is very nearby for you! You also have an exquisite lifestyle; what with romance novels, long walks on the beach and gourmet cheese! What a fun life you must lead with your humans, and I`m sure you keep them entertained with your many silly qualities! I hope you enjoy your special day, and hopefully get some more of your favorite cheeses and treats!