[Dear You. . .]

[Suki Wingy]

Dear words,
Go away.

Dear rain,
Thanks.

Dear sleep,
Go away when I'm trying to get through the day. Come back later, like when I'm laying in bed at night.

[The_Duck]

Dear heart,
I realize I've fallen completely head over heels, but I fear that if you skip any more beats I might die.

Dear mind,
It's okay to think about someone else sometimes.

Dear smile,
You can come out even when I'm not thinking about that special someone.

Dear you,
... I love you.

[Flatcoatluver]

Dear people that judge me because of my age,

You Grow up, If I didn't know what I was talking about, I would keep my mouth shut.

UGH,
Young

[joycenalex]

not dear migranes,
go away, you stink. and you keep stealing my life
just go away and don't come back
joyce

[DJFyrewolf36]

Dear banks

I try so hard not to be overdrafted and to keep everything sorted out and then you hit me with some stupid fee that I know nothing about and tell me its "in the paperwork"

No it isn't. I checked. Now Im convinced you just make fees up to p*$$ people off and to get money.

Now Im overdrawn...again. And you nail me with another FEE!!

Your fee is causing fees...and will you do a darn thing about it? Nope

Now I know why people keep a huge buffer in the bank. I need to learn how to budget for fees

Signed
One of the people that apperantly keep YOU in business

[Suki Wingy]

Dear ash blond hair dye,
LOSER!

[shais_mom]

Dear ER Doctor at work,
Are you for real? First off, who am I to call another dr to tell him he has to read this certain thing? Do you know how many buttholes I would have if I tried that? You are a doctor. You want it read, YOU call him and have him read it. At least you would have your crediantials behind your name. Me? I got nuttin'.
It is not my place to call people in to do this stuff at your beck and call. If they aren't here they aren't here. Sorry, I guess you will have to take it up with administration. I am just a peon here, if you don't like it or how we do things, find another hospital, you work at bigger ones. STAY there.
And while we are at it, if you DO work in a bigger hospital, how in God's name do you friggin keep up? I swear I've seen paint dry faster!
Politics my arse!
disgruntled
me.

[Alysser]

Dear six flags,

why did you employ me? I hate you, why can't it rain today so I don't have to go to work? WHY?!

Dear PEDLIGS,

Why can't you NOT be due on the 17th. Between work and school and social activities I don't have time to do you!! Stop taking me forever. I hate you with a burning passion.

Dear mom,
I hope you got the hint of WHAT I Really want for my birthday! COME ON, why can't we get a dog?

from, alyssa

[shais_mom]

I've never replied to this but here goes.

Dear Neighbor kids,
GO HOME!!
Do NOT walk into my house UNinvited (while I was on the toilet of all things). Do NOT come into my yard and demand where I've been when I was away over night, its none of your **** business.
Do NOT ride your bikes thru my yard, I may not have an immaculate lawn but I don't like wheel prints thru it either.
Do NOT tell me or my other neighbor's that we will go to jail if our dogs poo in another's yard. Your Parents take way better care of their dog than they do you. Guess what, you can go to jail walking into someone's house like you did too.
The other neighbor kids moved away, and it was blessed freedom for a month, now you and your weird little brother have decided its fun to play in a church parking lot and our yards. you've been here over a year, what changed all the sudden? I am not your baby sitter, go play in traffic. (KIDDING)
Your old maid neighbor b/c you made me that way,
Me.

[shais_mom]

Dear half of the population of the Western World.
TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH. THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES YOU WILL HAVE. DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK MOST PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU THROW YOUR HEAD BACK AND GUFFAW AND ALL THAT IS LEFT IN YOUR MOUTH ARE BLACK ROOTS HANGING DOWN. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRIGGIN' OLD YOU LOOK WITH NO TEETH???

THAT'S IT.
ME

[shais_mom]

DEAR PERSON.
if your foot has been hurting for 5 years and doesn't hurt any more now than it did before why did you decide at 330am on this particular day that you wanted it checked out by an ER doctor? when you have a perfectly good family doctor that can see it during business hours.

confused medical person



DEAR INSURANCE COMPANIES,
please start taking care of our older folks.
enough said.
Me

[shais_mom]

Dear Welfare Recipient,
Do not come into the Emergency Room with all your kids, and make a total party of it, and then have the audacity to tell me that its cheaper to come to the Emergency Room than the family dr. Sure it is, family doc- you have to pay for it. ER - I DO!
get off your fat lazy ugly butt and get a job...
Me





I'm afeared once I started I can't stop!