Now now, we know that's a doctored image ...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...bikini_pic.htm

And who can tell how many stars are on that bikini - not knowing the cut of the back, or caring for that matter!

It was uncomfortable enough when one of my high school teachers - newly divorced father of three - wore a Speedo on our class trip, I do NOT need to imagine Mr. Cheney in one, thank you!