[Dear You. . .]

[Scooter's Mom]

Dear employer who didn't think I was good enough for the job I really wanted:

I would have done the job superbly and exceeded any and all expectations you had set. I am well qualified to do this job, seeing as it is what I've done for the same company for years (until your department made mine go away).

It's your loss.

Sincerely,
The best employee you did not hire

[CountryWolf07]

Dear the airplane my boyfriend will be on Friday night,

Please fly right with no problems so he will come home safe on Saturday morning.

Thank you.

Rachel

P.S I can't wait to see him! It's been two weeks.