Terms of Endearment?

**KitCat** · 09-05-2008, 02:03 PM

Give me a big hug! Then I pick him up and hug him. Also call him little bunny and Cocoa Bear.

**Medusa** · 09-05-2008, 02:16 PM

I don't do it w/all the Fur Posse but a couple are:

I throw Boo over my shoulder and smack his bottom. I cup my hand so that it makes a loud sound and he purrs like a motor boat while I sing like an idiot "Bad Boo, Bad Boo, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" (the theme from Cops "Bad Boy")

And w/Puddy, I give her a noggin noogie and say "I tot I taw a Puddy tat".

I told my son that I fear I'm becoming the crazy cat lady and he said "What, just now?" Brat.

**RICHARD** · 09-05-2008, 03:32 PM

I felt bad about the 'Your Terminated, *&$^#%' line-

Until, I read 'Turd Burglar'.

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When I worked I latch the screen door and say "Behave yourself and I love you" in a sing song voice-before I left in the morning.....

Until one day, I noticed the neighbor, A short guy the is always smashed, has a pot belly and wears nothing but wife beater t-shirts, was standing by the fence, listening to me.

**shais_mom** · 09-05-2008, 03:44 PM

Kylie is - Ki-Ki or KYYYYYYYYlie
Kloe is - K-bug or Kloe-bug-a-boo
both are puddin tat's

just for good measure Keegan is KEEEEEEEGAN. or Bubba- or Bubba-doo
as I leave I say Bye Girls! And usually when I come home its "HI KIDS"!

**Medusa** · 09-05-2008, 04:31 PM

I forgot one. Whenever I leave the house, I yell "Ok, gang, Mommy's leaving. (and I tell them where I'm going), I won't be late. Everybody be good. Puddy, watch the house for Mommy!" If I'm taking Puddy to the vet, then I yell "Boo, watch the house until Puddy comes home!"

Thanx for reminding me how weird I am.

**All Creatures Great And Small** · 09-05-2008, 05:15 PM

I believe I got the term "turd burglar" from Beavis and Butthead years ago, along with "fartknocker", which they get called. They are sometimes referred to as farty fart-boys or fart blossoms (even though they are not flatulent at all), and Sammy in particular is called Turd Ferguson fairly often (from that Jeopardy sketch on SNL).