Terms of Endearment?

[shais_mom]

When I come home from work, the first thing I do is call to my kitties - "Where are my kutties? (pronounced like "cuttys") Where are you, ya little turd burglars?" When they come out from wherever they were hiding, I say "Dere's my boys!"

I have so many terms of endearment for the kitties I couldn't begin to list them all here - I babble to them (and myself) all day long!

omg! Sherri! how the heck are ya!!!

[kt_luvs_kitties]

I usually just call them all by their nick names in a sing song voice- billlllyyyy boooooyyyy, or emmmmerrrrrr...

I ALWAYS ALWAYS say "Ok, moms gonna leave for (time gonna be gone) I love you all, be good and I will miss you"!

If I do forget, I HAVE drove back from the end of the road to make sure I say it. JUST INCASE I dont make it back

I think we would all be embarrassed by what we baby talk to our furkids every day, if only the walls could talk

[KitCat]

Give me a big hug! Then I pick him up and hug him. Also call him little bunny and Cocoa Bear.

[Medusa]

I don't do it w/all the Fur Posse but a couple are:

I throw Boo over my shoulder and smack his bottom. I cup my hand so that it makes a loud sound and he purrs like a motor boat while I sing like an idiot "Bad Boo, Bad Boo, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" (the theme from Cops "Bad Boy")

And w/Puddy, I give her a noggin noogie and say "I tot I taw a Puddy tat".

I told my son that I fear I'm becoming the crazy cat lady and he said "What, just now?" Brat.

[RICHARD]

I felt bad about the 'Your Terminated, *&$^#%' line-

Until, I read 'Turd Burglar'.

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When I worked I latch the screen door and say "Behave yourself and I love you" in a sing song voice-before I left in the morning.....

Until one day, I noticed the neighbor, A short guy the is always smashed, has a pot belly and wears nothing but wife beater t-shirts, was standing by the fence, listening to me.

[shais_mom]

Kylie is - Ki-Ki or KYYYYYYYYlie
Kloe is - K-bug or Kloe-bug-a-boo
both are puddin tat's

just for good measure Keegan is KEEEEEEEGAN. or Bubba- or Bubba-doo
as I leave I say Bye Girls! And usually when I come home its "HI KIDS"!

[Medusa]

I forgot one. Whenever I leave the house, I yell "Ok, gang, Mommy's leaving. (and I tell them where I'm going), I won't be late. Everybody be good. Puddy, watch the house for Mommy!" If I'm taking Puddy to the vet, then I yell "Boo, watch the house until Puddy comes home!"

Thanx for reminding me how weird I am.