When I come home from work, the first thing I do is call to my kitties - "Where are my kutties? (pronounced like "cuttys") Where are you, ya little turd burglars?" When they come out from wherever they were hiding, I say "Dere's my boys!"

I have so many terms of endearment for the kitties I couldn't begin to list them all here - I babble to them (and myself) all day long!