Yours in Whiskers
I'm not young enough to know everything.
"The Best Mirror is an Old Friend"
“The secret of what is small is the secret of clear-sightedness; the guarding of what is soft and tender is the secret of strength.”
- Lao Tzu
Here's my joke. It's not funny, but I tried. And in keeping with the theme started by cassiesmom I'll go with a hospital related one:
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not
just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive
Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to
answer the hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she
would answer the phone and say,
Picabo, ICU
Awww, that is a cute one! Here, have some blueberry cake!
Oh yum! I love blueberries! Thank you muchly!
We ALWAYS have a pot of coffee brewing in here. After all, one of our standards is Irish Coffee.It's rained steadily all day. Do we have a pot of coffee going?
One coffee, DONE!
How's that seement mixer doing?
BTW, please send PT prayers for LOH....nothing major, but she has a job interview in the morning, and we both REALLY want her to get this job.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
Prayers on the way!
Folks might not know that, as children of a Swede for a Dad, coffee was very important. Even though I don't drink the stuff, I knew how to work the coffee maker at an early age ... and so did all of my siblings. Coffee + Swede = happy!There's ALWAYS coffee on hand at Thursdays, folks!
Ohh, Happy Birthday indeed!
Have you ever tried to explain Pet Talk to a friend - non pet owner?
HA! Now try to explain Thursdays!
Even at my BBQ the firemen asked "what is Thursdays?" Let me tell you it took some doing with a straight face to try to explain.
A source of true joy - that's Pet Talk and Thursdays.
And let's hear it for our reliable (cough cough) bartender, Richard!
It's been a rough day - so I will opt for some of that strong Swedish coffee and some blueberry coffee cake.
And I send lots of love to all of you - and I LOVED the new jokes.
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