Quote Originally Posted by kt_luvs_kitties View Post
So here is muh proposal... Dis is muh wast chance...

-Fwee pup dawg, kina small but big in attitudez. I wuv walkz on da beach, and romantik dinners on da kitchin fwoor. I ownz muh own pup dawg howse, and muh own weash and kollar... If inturested, pwease contact Joey Pupz fur more info...

Da end!

Oh, Joey, you poor, poor dear. I can tell how very uppyset you are by this whole ordeal as you certainly got a bit confused. I think you meant *romantik dinners on the kitchin TABLE*. No one (other than a mean, mean Mommie) would ever make you eat on the floor.

You better check out the window. I think there might be a line forming at your door already. Dr. Phil may just be out there too as some calls have been made on your behalf. Even mean, mean Mommies can reform their ways if they gets help.