Dear Avenged Sevenfold CD,

I LOVE YOU!


Love,
Satisfied Customer

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Dear Butch,

I haven't heard from you pretty much since you left... please let me know you're okay.

Love,
Megan

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Dear Jon,

So we had a pretty deep conversation last night. You wouldn't tell me what was going on between you and Kate... and then you confessed you liked me, but I wouldn't be good for you. You told me you had to be cautious around me because you were afraid I was going to read too far into things... Excuse me? I STAYED AT YOUR HOUSE and we SLEPT in the SAME BED and you had your ARM AROUND ME the WHOLE TIME... forgive me for thinking it was more.

So fine, I said I knew better than that now, and I knew you didn't like me, so walking on eggshells around me wasn't necessary. But then you said the dreaded words... "But that's what makes it complicated... I DO like you, it's just I know I'm not good for you."

Yeah, you're a cheater, liar, player... I like you as a person, but you FAIL at relationships.

Let's be friends. We both know we can't date. But please quit walking on eggshells around me. I'm not a baby.

Trying,
Meg

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