[Dear You. . .]

[Alysser]

Dear Cheesecake Factory,

I LOVE the new restraunt you built by the local mall, honestly. But why everytime I go I get sick to my stomach from all you amazing food? I always OVER-EAT there. Make it stop!! My advice-don't give bread before the meal LOL.

from,
happy and sick costumer


Dear work,

Can you just call and say I have the day off, please? I don't feel good! Can I go home early PLEASE???

alyssa

[Suki Wingy]

Dear shipping charges,
I hate you. I payed almost twice what my hair dye was worth, it better come soon.

[binka_nugget]

Dear Sleep,

Come back!!

Ashley

[CountryWolf07]

Dear Cinnamon Crunch bagel,

Why are you so amazingly delicious?! Thank you.

Your fan of Panera Bread,

Rachel

[CathyBogart]

Dear dad...

Did you really think I'd let 20+ years of abuse just drift away because you suddenly "found god" or whatever it is? Do NOT hug me. Do NOT touch me. Do NOT act like everything is suddenly OK because you decided to stop drinking and act like a human being...it doesn't erase what has already happened. Try an f$#$(ing apology to start with.

Your daughter

[chocolatepuppy]

Dear Crackhouse,
Please stop haunting us! The crackheads are gone. Now that we got the ball rolling by filing written complaints I pray you are condemned. Thanks Maryann, you're gone and yet it seems, indirectly, you're causing us grief.

[Alysser]

Dear 9/11 families,

I feel kind of weird today. It's just so weird how so many people can just go on with their lives after this, including myself. I know you have to move on eventually but it seems weird to do so. I know so many people are continually haunted by the sight of those massive towers collapsing and their loved ones death and not only on the anniversary but everyday. People only seem to care on the anniversary and it makes me feel quite guilty actually. I know many people care, and when those towers fell it didn't kill us it made us stronger as a country and on international level.

I just wanted to get that out and say, We're still here for you, We will never forget, and we are sorry for your losses.

Your country and the entire world stands by you.

Love,
a fellow american

[Suki Wingy]

Dear words,
Go away.

Dear rain,
Thanks.

Dear sleep,
Go away when I'm trying to get through the day. Come back later, like when I'm laying in bed at night.

[The_Duck]

Dear heart,
I realize I've fallen completely head over heels, but I fear that if you skip any more beats I might die.

Dear mind,
It's okay to think about someone else sometimes.

Dear smile,
You can come out even when I'm not thinking about that special someone.

Dear you,
... I love you.

[Flatcoatluver]

Dear people that judge me because of my age,

You Grow up, If I didn't know what I was talking about, I would keep my mouth shut.

UGH,
Young

[joycenalex]

not dear migranes,
go away, you stink. and you keep stealing my life
just go away and don't come back
joyce

[DJFyrewolf36]

Dear banks

I try so hard not to be overdrafted and to keep everything sorted out and then you hit me with some stupid fee that I know nothing about and tell me its "in the paperwork"

No it isn't. I checked. Now Im convinced you just make fees up to p*$$ people off and to get money.

Now Im overdrawn...again. And you nail me with another FEE!!

Your fee is causing fees...and will you do a darn thing about it? Nope

Now I know why people keep a huge buffer in the bank. I need to learn how to budget for fees

Signed
One of the people that apperantly keep YOU in business

[Suki Wingy]

Dear ash blond hair dye,
LOSER!

[shais_mom]

Dear ER Doctor at work,
Are you for real? First off, who am I to call another dr to tell him he has to read this certain thing? Do you know how many buttholes I would have if I tried that? You are a doctor. You want it read, YOU call him and have him read it. At least you would have your crediantials behind your name. Me? I got nuttin'.
It is not my place to call people in to do this stuff at your beck and call. If they aren't here they aren't here. Sorry, I guess you will have to take it up with administration. I am just a peon here, if you don't like it or how we do things, find another hospital, you work at bigger ones. STAY there.
And while we are at it, if you DO work in a bigger hospital, how in God's name do you friggin keep up? I swear I've seen paint dry faster!
Politics my arse!
disgruntled
me.

[shais_mom]

I've never replied to this but here goes.

Dear Neighbor kids,
GO HOME!!
Do NOT walk into my house UNinvited (while I was on the toilet of all things). Do NOT come into my yard and demand where I've been when I was away over night, its none of your **** business.
Do NOT ride your bikes thru my yard, I may not have an immaculate lawn but I don't like wheel prints thru it either.
Do NOT tell me or my other neighbor's that we will go to jail if our dogs poo in another's yard. Your Parents take way better care of their dog than they do you. Guess what, you can go to jail walking into someone's house like you did too.
The other neighbor kids moved away, and it was blessed freedom for a month, now you and your weird little brother have decided its fun to play in a church parking lot and our yards. you've been here over a year, what changed all the sudden? I am not your baby sitter, go play in traffic. (KIDDING)
Your old maid neighbor b/c you made me that way,
Me.