[Dear You. . .]

[jazzcat]

Not so dear sister in law,
For your information my dislike for you started long before the casket flowers!

Also, you should probably know that anything you tell the florist will get back to me since she's my friend.

One last thing, it will be a cold day in h*ll before I let you "care" for my father.

It's a shame lobotomies aren't still available.

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Well now, I feel much better!

[DJFyrewolf36]

Dear Oregon insect population ,

I HATE you, I really do. I seem to be alergic to the bites/stings of every single one of you. I can't go outside without being victimized. I try repellant and you resist. You even follow me into my HOUSE! You harass my cats and infest anything I leave sitting out for more than five minutes.
Now you've made me miss work and I can't see out of one eye. Are you friggen happy now?
It's hot enough to kill bugs outside...yet there only seems to be MORE of you.
Why don't you just DIE! You are the only thing that makes living here miserable.

Disrespectfully,
Longing for just one night of tempatures below freezing

[jazzcat]

Dear auto repair shop who put the wrong oil filter on my Dad's car which caused it to fall off and all the oil leak out while driving and may have ruined the engine,

Bite me!!!

From the bottom of my heart,
Lori

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I'm loving this thread!

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Avenged Sevenfold CD,

I LOVE YOU!


Love,
Satisfied Customer

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Dear Butch,

I haven't heard from you pretty much since you left... please let me know you're okay.

Love,
Megan

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Dear Jon,

So we had a pretty deep conversation last night. You wouldn't tell me what was going on between you and Kate... and then you confessed you liked me, but I wouldn't be good for you. You told me you had to be cautious around me because you were afraid I was going to read too far into things... Excuse me? I STAYED AT YOUR HOUSE and we SLEPT in the SAME BED and you had your ARM AROUND ME the WHOLE TIME... forgive me for thinking it was more.

So fine, I said I knew better than that now, and I knew you didn't like me, so walking on eggshells around me wasn't necessary. But then you said the dreaded words... "But that's what makes it complicated... I DO like you, it's just I know I'm not good for you."

Yeah, you're a cheater, liar, player... I like you as a person, but you FAIL at relationships.

Let's be friends. We both know we can't date. But please quit walking on eggshells around me. I'm not a baby.

Trying,
Meg

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[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Joe,

You cut it off with me yesterday... then realized you made a mistake.

I CRIED when you told me you weren't going to hang out with me anymore. Because you wouldn't tell me why.

Turns out you thought you were going to get back with your ex, your son's mom. She shot you down. So... you come crawling back to me, asking me to go to dinner with you, asking if you can come over...

How much emotional strain can you put on me in a couple months? First it was that you were becoming suicidal again... and I couldn't deal with it because I didn't know how to help you, so I ended up bawling and almost getting in a car accident because I decided to go driving at 5 in the morning to cry and clear my head.

Now this? Ditch me, make me cry, and expect me to be here waiting with open arms?

Give it time, maybe.

I'm hurt.


Ugh,
Megan

[Scooter's Mom]

Dear employer who didn't think I was good enough for the job I really wanted:

I would have done the job superbly and exceeded any and all expectations you had set. I am well qualified to do this job, seeing as it is what I've done for the same company for years (until your department made mine go away).

It's your loss.

Sincerely,
The best employee you did not hire

[CountryWolf07]

Dear the airplane my boyfriend will be on Friday night,

Please fly right with no problems so he will come home safe on Saturday morning.

Thank you.

Rachel

P.S I can't wait to see him! It's been two weeks.