Why Cats Are Better Than Men

Cats keep their opinions to themselves.

Cats don't criticize your mother.

Cats never question how much you're eating.

Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances.

Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep.

Cats are happy to let you drive.

Cats always look good first thing in the morning.

One good purr can be worth a thousand words.

Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut.

Cats love it when you go shopping.

Cats never return the gifts you get them.

Cats are able to keep the romance alive.

You can let a cat out at night and it always comes back.

Cats are never late for dinner.

You can put a name tag on a cat if it shows signs of wandering.

Cats keep your feet warm.

Cats are furry things that are nice to look at.

Cats don't have a Mother-In-Law.

Cats lick their own private parts.

The only bottle cats hit is the milk.

A cat always hits the litter box.

Better chance of training a cat.

No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.

You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.

If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.

A cat purrs when you serve him dinner.

It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

You don't have to worry about your cat turning into a pig when you host a party.

A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.

If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.



personally i have one of each. so i have the best of both worlds

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