Just got back from the circus....
the shrub won the race, durnit.
I'll take a large white russian, please.
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Just got back from the circus....
the shrub won the race, durnit.
I'll take a large white russian, please.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
I'm Canadian......eh?
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
Occupant of Group W Bench
Lol!
I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
"Not my circus, not my monkeys!"-Polish proverb
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