Dear John and Hank,
You are awesome beyond belief. I think yesterday was the best day of my life. I expected to show up and hear John talk in a big auditorium, then walk around town, but everywhere I went, you guys where there too! Hank, I love you so much, and John, I can't wait to start reading An Abundance of Katherines, then Looking For Alaska. Thank you for selling Katherines for so cheap.

An overly obsessive fangirl.