Fister, please wash yourself BEFORE you come up in our bed to lay between our heads! - And Fister, please stop using John's chest as a take-off ramp when he's reading in bed - it hurts, you know!

And please, could you try to spend less than half an hour scraping your litterbox in the middle of the night!

But Fister, In spite of all your little habits, we LOVE you!!