Bassett: Why do you pee in Nate's suitcase and in my laundry baskets? Just tell me and I will make things better for you!!

Tilly: PLEASE stop jumping on the china cabinet. You are gonna break one of Nanny's tea cups and then I will be really sad!

Nutmeg: Don't wait until you are on my lap to either burp or poot. Can't you do that BEFORE you come to visit me?