This guy calls up his lawyer because he wants to get a divorce. The lawyer asks him why, and the man replies that it is because his wife told him he was no good in bed. The lawyer advises him that this is not grounds for divorce, but the man persists. The lawyer stands firm, trying to explain that being labeled a lousy lover is not going to hold up in court. Sure it will, protests the guy . . . afterall, how did she finally figure it out???!!!!