LOL!!! I so understand. Hmmm...if I had to say something to my kitties...

Scout-I already have one alram clock. When it goes off I do not need you chiming in also. I have a snooze button for the alarm. I haven't found a snooze button on you yet...care to enlighten me?!

Gigi-I think it's so cute the way you love water...but could you stop hogging the sink for 5 minutes so Momma can brush her teeth in the morning?! And please stay off my dresser! I know you think it's fascinating and you love Momma's perfume bottles and jewelry...but until you can tell me where you drop/knock off Momma's jewelry(ie..the other silver earring India gave me when she went to Italy) stay off the dresser!

Bixby-my stinky little boy...why do you wait until Momma's in the bathroom or by any of your litter boxes to jump in and do a big potty?...and then you don't even cover it up! You just leave that lovely aroma around for Momma to smell until I get so antsy I cover it up for you or simply clean the box again!

*sigh* I love my babies!