I think Boots, da Kat, bought his Mobile Shower Franchise from Mr. Ed.

Boots liked to hang out in either the baffroom SINK or the Tub/Shower to keep cool.
And he never seemed to mind if the lounge had been used recently for its other intended
purpose - to contain and dispose of WATER. The damper the better.

I never saw it coming ... he'd amble into the room, hop up and work his way across
the furniture, and arrive at the Hoomin Lap reposing in the Kliner chair.

A deft Head-Butt, followed by a quickly exicuted 180^ SPIN on my 'soft spots',
and ***WHAP*** ~ The Wet-Tail Face SMACK!

He'd even ***WHAP*** a Dawg if one was sleeping between the Kliner chair and the hearth.
Then he'd spend an hour laying on the cool tile hearth,
*lick*, *LICK*, *LICKIN* himself dry.

Sure do *miss* dat Kat!