Originally posted by Sudilar
...Now he doesn't trust me to hand him any food.
He suspects that everything has a pill in it. This is going to be fun!
Uhhh; Hey Killian ~

Take it frum 3 who knowe - refuzin to take yer pillz duzint go ober too well wiffa parental folkz! We all tried the *spittzin out* thing.
Be supprized jest how FAR a Two-Legger can stck two finnerz down yer throat! An den that sekund handpaw, wiff dat durn pozzabul thumby thing klampz yer mouff shut - seemz like they kan hold on fur dayz! An den dey start wiffa throat tikklin ~ Gorsh - ya jest gotta swaller it down!

We gave up... Dad jest wrapz wun paw ober top of da nozebone an pokes a finner anna thummy in da korner uvva mouff - popz er rite open. Da udder paw holdz da pill tween the furst an sekund finners; thurd an forth finners push down onna lower jaw anna tung. Pill'z ober top uvva tung affore ya knowe it! Lern reel quick not ta sticka tung out - kuz da finnerz is out anna mouff iz squeezed shut inna blink. He uzed ta sit inna kliner chair an wrap his legz round our back - no eskapin.

Iffin yer a hard kase - Dad'z gonna tell yer Mom bout hiz Pill Shooter we gotz fur da Kat...
Bootsy got a small mouff - too small fur two a Dad'z finnerz - and reel sharp toofiez! Enter da Pill Shooter ...

Get em at most pet shopz - kuppla buckz. Plastik tube wiff lil jawz onna end an anuder inside plastik plunger. Pill sitz inside da jawz an getz Popp'd out wiffa plunger. Same drill - wun handpaw priez open da mouff - da udder wun insertz da Popper an firez da pill ober yer tung.

Dumm Kat sitz still onna vanity ebery mornin fur hiz pill - purrin like a durn fool - kuz he getz 3 Temptaion Treetz soon as he swallers da pill!

Morull uvva storrie - mite as well take da pill like a Gud Lil Trooper ~
Kuz it'z gonna go down wun way or anudder!
Pluss - da pill iz gonna make ya Feel Better -
So be a Gud Boy an take em fur yer Mom!