Quote Originally Posted by dukedogsmom View Post
That made me laugh. Love your humor (and sarcasm)

Am not.

I deplore any moron who....

Makes me part of their convo while I stand in line.
Makes me wait on them because they are too involved with their cell, blackberry etc.
Take up tables at eateries because they are surfing the net.
HAVE TO ANSWER THE PHONE ON FIRST RING WHILE EATING.

Here in Cah Lee Fuh nee AH, you drive by any coffee establishment and all the latest electric toys are on display....LOOK AT ME! My phone takes and shows pictures!

A rolled up newspaper is just as handy.

GPS? Read the banner, you know what city you are in.
Travel planner? Use it to flag a taxi.
News? Read it!
Stock quotes-check the Dow in the back!
Sports, advice and humor. (Dear Abby and the comics.)
Shade, a fly swatter, and kindling for a fire-
Roll it up as a baton and it's a self defense weapon,
Toilet paper? Note pad, seat cushion and dry spot to sit on in the rain.
and if you are homeless you can use it as insulation.


Now, tell me that a 300 dollar phone beats a 50 cent roll of wood pulp.

I bet an iphone would be pretty useless in a potty when you have no TP....



Dance monkey, Dance!!!!