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    I saw one in the parking lot of the vet`s that said something like "Real doctors treat more than one species." My friend is going into pre-vet studies in college and I contemplated getting it for her! I also saw one once that said "Dog Taxi" and another that said "If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I`ll put shoes on my cats!"

    As for non-pet related:
    "The closer you get, the slower I`ll drive"
    "I had a life, but my job ate it"
    "Money talks - mine says 'goodbye'"
    Mom to Ethan, Sophie and Sansa

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    This isn't a bumper sticker, more of an attachment. Lots of folks have a fish with "Jesus" or a cross in it, or something like that. Occasionally I see a fish with legs with the word "Darwin" in it. That just cracks me up!
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    This is the New One I Have on the SUV


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    Two For Me

    1. "Metermaids eat their young"

    2. "Wouldn't it be horrible if "the hokie pokie" is what it is all about?"

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    "Horn broken, watch for finger"

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    I have two more."my other car is a piece of junk,too!" and "this is NOT an abandoned car!"

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    "MY CAT IS SMARTER THAN THE PRESIDENT." From Dogma Catmantoo, a nice store in Ann Arbor featuring nice things for cats and dogs and people who love them. It's at http://dogmacatmantoo.com/, but that bumper sticker isn't on the web site. You can also get one there saying "MY DOG IS ..etc."

    I also have one that says "CATS AGAINST BUSH" and has a picture of a kitten's face with its mouth open looking like it's laughing. (I got from http://shop.cafepress.com/cats-against-bush .)

    I have one of those Jesus-fish-type things, only this one has legs and ears and a tail and whiskers, and inside the outline of the "fish" it says "CAT". From http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/car-p...ml?id=e3iPvrBm .

    And I have a spay-neuter one and a spay-neuter "ribbon."
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
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    "The closer you get, the slower I`ll drive"

    Can I have that one? Really, because I do. I drive speed limit and people are always mad at me for it.

    I have a lot of stickers on my car, but none of them are really funny except my "What do keys do?" one. (PotC reference)

    Niño & Eliza



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    Quote Originally Posted by lvpets2002 View Post
    This is the New One I Have on the SUV

    THAT IS AWESOME!!!

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    My grumpy teacher assistant has this one, which is SOOOOO Appropriate for her (although I love it too!).


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    my uncle has one........but due to the younger people on here it says

    "unless you're a hemorhoid, get off my a$$.

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    Oh they are all so funny. This one I saw years ago and I laughted so hard I had to pull off the side of the road.

    HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenn_librarian View Post
    My grumpy teacher assistant has this one, which is SOOOOO Appropriate for her (although I love it too!).

    Yup that one would be good for me too at times.. But I am not the grumpy type.. Hey you know we should start exchanging bumper stickers.. That would be neat.. Like I could get you one of the Desperate House Cats && you could get me the Bite Me Crab..

    ~~~Thank You Very Much {Kim} kimlovescats for the Grand Siggy~~~

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    That works for me!

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    I saw this one the other day. "If you think you're perfect, try walking on water"!

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