[Dear You. . .]

[chocolatepuppy]

Dear niece, you're the closet thing I'll ever have to a child. And you don't like dogs. I can understand you complaining about the dog in your dorm house, he doesn't belong there. But it isn't his fault. The harsh way you talked about him, like he was 'just a dog' made me very angry. I wanted to shove you off the picnic bench. I will look at you differently from now on.

[Suki Wingy]

Dear Parents,
I thought you understood that museums are not free child care. Let me lay it out for you;
Do not hit exhibits. Do not let your children tear apart antiques. Do not let your children alone in the gift shop. Do not sit there on your cell phone and talk loudly while your child pushes other children around.
Thank you.

[Alysser]

Dear supervisor at work(not posting your name for your own sake),

I know you're a supervisor and you have some authority over me but you NEED to stop getting mad at me for something I didn't do. Ever since I called you mean, you've been acting like an ass and I'm sick of it. IT WAS A JOKE, lighten up, would ya?? You are what, 16 or 17 years old? I'm only 1-2 years younger then you so stop treating me like I'm a toddler!! I got in a 10:30 yesterday and you didn't let me go on break till 1:30ish. I bet if it were up to you I wouldn't have gone on break at all! Oh and the antic you pulled a few weeks ago... Another supervisor tells me to blow up basketballs in the back room, Okay, so I listen. She's 21 so I RESPECT HER WAY MORE THEN YOU!! and possibly because she doesn't act like such an ass all the time. So, I am blowing up basket balls and you yell at me saying you sent me to clean up all the games and the backroom. Bull, I didn't even see you the entire day. At least you said sorry for that one.. I will not let you ruin work for me! I FINALLY love my job and just cuz your an ass you have no right to ruin it for me. I'm not the only one who feels this way... Glad I'm not working in your area for the next week. You were one of the nicest supervisors, what happened???

angry SF team member

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Jon,

Why are you leading me on like this? Think its funny? Is it a game to you?

Yeah, we had a date and went to Axel's for movie night. You wouldn't drink because you were driving, which is very responsible of you. So, being as stupid as I am sometimes, and having Kari egg me on, I drank.

So be it. You took my keys and wouldn't let me drive home. Even before I drank, you took my keys and told me you wanted me to stay at your house. So fine, I got drunk and decided to stay at your house. And the entire time we were at Axel's watching movies, you were playing with my hair, tickling me, making jokes...

We got to your house and crashed in your bed. You were tired, I was drunk, so you put in another movie and I proceeded to lie down with my head in your lap. You had your arm around me, and we fell asleep that way. Later, we woke up, and I felt guilty that you were sleeping sitting up, so I moved and you slept in MY lap. It was cozy, and I felt needed and liked.

You made me breakfast the next morning. You hugged me as I left for work and told me I was definitely invited to the next movie night. But alas, that was a week ago, and every night that I've seen you since, you have been flirting with my cousin.

SCREW YOU.

That's not fair, not at all. I like you, and you know I like you because I've told you. You cuddled with me on Axel's couch, you cuddled with me when we got home... what the hell, Jon? Do you like me or not?

Irritated,
Meg

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Justin,

I only told you about the things with Jon because YOU NEEDED TO KNOW. I know you're "in love with me" and all, but I don't think I'm in love with you, and you live in Iowa. You've said you plan on moving up here soon, but I can't wait for you forever. You said that a year ago, and you are still 600 miles away.

I love you, but I won't wait forever.

I won't give up on you... yet.

Love always,
Megan