Quote Originally Posted by shais_mom View Post

... do you remember this phone call from 2005?


<ring> yello?

ummmm yea, Phred, its Staci and Tonya - we had to go to the store to get more beer and hoes,
and Kelly wasn't feeling well, so she let us have her car, and now we are lost ...
so we were wondering if you could mapquest us back to Kelly's apt?

<looooonnnnnnnngggg pause> OMG - are you serious??

<peals of giggles> "NO"
and there was no al-ki-hawl involved either!
I never did, nor will I EVER believe, there was "no al-ki-hawl" involved!