What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appetite
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Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
He was caught drinking on the job
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How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horror-scope
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What is a vampires favorite sport?
Casket-ball
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Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women see right through them
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Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
Their a bunch of no bodies
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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts
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How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!