I changed one part of this joke to make it more appropriate.. but it's still funny



A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his
good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he
went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much
as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and
being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry
and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. After some more to drink he finally he whispered a little
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
cars and had a quickie in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind
of time he had. He said, "Oh,the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
spare room and played poker all evening."
Then she said with unashamed sarcasm, "you must have looked really silly

wearing that costume playing poker all night!"
And the husband returned "actually I gave my costume to your boss,
apparently he had a whale of a time"