At a Fourth of July party someone was telling me about a friend of hers who adopted a baby piglet and kept it in the house as a pet. Well, it grew up into a fine, healthy razorback and a buddy to the dogs, acted more or less like a dog, and was a friendly and well-behaved, if rather large, pet. It also proved so effective a guard when a burglar broke in that, once the burglar got out of the hospital, he tried to sue! (Didn't win, though.)

Love, Columbine