Here's a few cute animal ones:

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.