Your favorite sayings?

[RICHARD]

My boss has some very uhhh colorful sayings lol...most of which I've only heard her say. The only one I can think of right now is "They ain't got the brains God gave a bent screwdriver!" Has anyone else heard that before?

I like the saying (well, it goes something like this, can't remember it exactly) "Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

LOL,

These are precious....

Keep them coming!

[wolf_Q]

Another one she often says (when somebody asks when something will be done) is "The second Tuesday of next week." If somebody asks if she's busy she'll say "Busier than a cat covering up s**t." Those aren't even the really "colorful" ones, but those are all I can think of right now. I'm not sure I've ever talked to anyone with as many sayings as she has, I don't know how she comes up with them all.

[kitten645]

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
Behind every sucessful marriage, is a surprised mother-in-law.
Don't question your wifes judgement. Look who she married.
If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone, come sit by me.

My personal favorite that I use often:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Claudia