One for the carpenters, from my dad: "He's half a bubble off plumb."
"My sponsor told me not to let my mind wander...it's too little to be outside by itself."
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"
"God is easier to get along with than a lot of people would like to think. I mean, come on, any Creator who allowed the duck-billed platypus..."
From a musician friend: "As nervous as a bag of wet squirrels."
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