Your favorite sayings?

[RICHARD]

I heard this one today, on a news program that was going to commercial.

"We have breaking news up after the break."

Right.......

[Suki Wingy]

Sometimes I can be like a parrot and just spew nonsense that I think is funny, it happens without me thinking a lot. Most of them come from TV shows or stupid Youtube videos. One such phrase is from a skit with my favorite comedian.
"Hello everybody, I'm a goldfish!" (Rik Mayall) video

"I'm a love albatross!" and "Righty dokie skip!" (Ade Edmonson as Eddie in Bottom)