Your favorite sayings?

[Freedom]

He/She is out to lunch without a sandwich. (Note: the eye roll is a part of the phrase, you must do that after you say the phrase.)

Open mouth, insert foot, bite down . . . HARD! (What I often do!)

[RICHARD]

I heard this one today, on a news program that was going to commercial.

"We have breaking news up after the break."

Right.......

[Suki Wingy]

Sometimes I can be like a parrot and just spew nonsense that I think is funny, it happens without me thinking a lot. Most of them come from TV shows or stupid Youtube videos. One such phrase is from a skit with my favorite comedian.
"Hello everybody, I'm a goldfish!" (Rik Mayall) video

"I'm a love albatross!" and "Righty dokie skip!" (Ade Edmonson as Eddie in Bottom)