Why sons don't allow their mothers to send wedding invitations ;-)

[RICHARD]

ROTFLMAO

Look out for the table legs while you ROTF.

Hookers need love too?

[Edwina's Secretary]

Do hypocrites need love as well...

[RICHARD]

Do hyopocrites need love

Say what?

Do you mean Hippocrates? He's dead.

[Edwina's Secretary]

So sorry about my typo! First one EVER on PetTalk...

No...I mean people who say one thing and do another....

As long as your bring up medicine.."Physican ...heal thyself.."

A week ago you were complaining about having your delicate feeling hurt by some silly joke about men...

This week you trash women. Such as "high maintenence bimbos."


So I'll spell it correctly...h y p o c r i t e.

[Karen]

Gee, I didn't see the phrase "high maintenance bimbo" as denigrating to all women ... I know some high-maintenance women - and some high-maintenance men as well!

[Edwina's Secretary]

"Bimbo" and "broad" -- as far as I know those are very offensive terms for women.

You don't think those offensive terms Karen? Wow!

Okay, my mistake. Now I understand.

[RICHARD]

Okay, my mistake. Now I understand.

Whew!

For one minute there I thought I was going to have to mail you my "Freedon of Speech" card. You scared me for a second,

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I saw a hippo-crate when I went to the zoo last time. I didn't know how they traveled until then.