Laughing right out loud! Cole -- excellent job of hampering!

"It is well known that humans are incapable of performing even the simplest of tasks without feline supervision and/or assistance. This supervision is absurdly known by the humans as "Hampering". Lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure the maximum amount, or at least the most important part." -- Hampering, from Harold Reynolds' Basic Rules for Cats Who Have A House To Run, at badpets.net