Had it with the Food Channel...

[RICHARD]

This morning I make breakfast in a Target tank top, some shorts from a sporting goods store and my birkies...

I think that was a total of 25-30 dollars for my whole outfit.

I had to laugh at the 300 dollar shirt and the Gucci shoes. If I don't spill on myself, I haven't cooked. There is something "not right" with her.....something under the surface.

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Now, who in their right mind goes to the fridge, pulls out a piece of fish and then gets out a jar of grape jelly, cherrios or marshmallow cream to cook with it?

I really love the fact that the judges are insulted about the taste of the dishes.

Everyone knows fish and anything gawdawful sweet isn't good.

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I had to laugh at the "one minute" food prep tip.

I laughed even harder at their critique of the kid that tripped into the eating area.

The have a guy that literally shoves food into his face and has no manners at all, a woman who talks and acts like a baby while she cooks and a hubby and wife team who should give up cooking and open a massage parlor.

IT is a train wreck, with an explosion, dam collapse and tidal wave...and I can't take my eyes off of it!


The network is really taking advantage of these people.

[Karen]

Yeah, you're COOKING in a $300 shirt? Hello? Yes, honey, we know you're here to be a TV star, but save the expensive outfits for the judging room! If you wanna wear it to give your presentation, keep it aside, and plan an extra 30 seconds off your cook time to change your outfit!

But she came off a whole lot better when she had to give up on being "perfect" - far less grating on the nerves.

Not surprised at who went home ...

I thought that Adam's planned pratfall was not nearly as funny as he did, and seeing him struggle with a room of straight faces looking back at him was even sadder.