I was sitting there watching Nascar myself, at a family get together. I see Guy Fieri on the tv set cooking meat!!! Holy cow!! Can we go anywhere without seeing him?? To make it worse......I was at my Son's house and he has one of those HD 300 inch screens. Guy looked scary with his new blonde/dark beard scheme. Where does he buy all those shirts?

Tonight is the night that Lisa gets up with food all over her face. It should be memorable.