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  1. #1
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    This is a longer version than the one I've seen before.



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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    AGAIN WE THANK YOU CATTY 1, AND THATS A GREAT JOB OF BREAKING DOWN OUR CATS INTO COMPUYER LANGUAGE!!
    AND THATS SO FUNNY AS WELL!!!
    WE THANK YOU FOR THAT!!!

    MICHAEL THE DREAMS HOME!!!!
    THE RAINBOW BRIDGE FOUND HOTEL ANGELS HAVE A NEW FRIEND IN CORINNA.


    ALMOND ROCCA BATON AND ELLIE ANGELS ARE GUARDIANS TO ETERNAL KITTENS ROCC-EL AND T TEEN ANGEL, ALMOND ROCA , VLAD , PAWLEE , SPRITE. LITTLE HEX, OSIRIS AND ANNIE ANGELS.
    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

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    Actually, I think this fellow wrote it: http://www.andreas.com/catman.html

    You'll notice that he also has a manual for Digital Online Groupware (aka DOG).



    Liz
    [b]"Virtue is triumphant only in theatrical productions." --The Mikado



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    That's BRILLIANT! Laughed my head off - "such systems run unix" was a particular gem, as was the MIdi OUtput!

    Cats and geeks go together like salmon and chicken! (Which data, my unit assures me, hash quite well.)

    Love, Columbine

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    Gotta love this from his DOG manual!

    Applications
    In contrast to CAT units, there are many productivity applications for DOGs. Units are installed in home, home office, industrial, and farm settings. DOGs have been sent into space.
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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    I love this, especially the part about CATs needing 20 of 24 hours to recharge!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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